4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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