Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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