He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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