why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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