apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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