just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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