I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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