The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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