I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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