Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
