they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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