I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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