She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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