Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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