People with herpes should wear stickers.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
