I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
There r osticjed everywhere
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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