Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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