K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Houston, we have a squirter
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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