guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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