Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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