well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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