Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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