ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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