she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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