I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
