Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize