I swear she didn't look like that last week.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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