talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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