at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize