Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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