And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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