So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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