You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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