'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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