So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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