I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Semen is not good for contacts.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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