How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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