Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i came on her dog
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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