Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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