I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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