i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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