So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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