Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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