The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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