I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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