Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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