We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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