If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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