real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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