even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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