Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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