Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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