dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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