Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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