I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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