now i know why i became what i already was.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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