Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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