i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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