Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Dear god my vagina.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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