Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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