its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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