Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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